On this birthday, these are the things you should remember:
You will always be younger than Brad
No matter how weak you get, you will always be stronger than Dan
The Spurs are going to close out the Suns (but I will still have to root for the Jazz)
New York will always be cooler than Nevada
You're never too young to be senile
You're never too old to watch "Pride and Prejudice" while doing housework
If you eat half a pan of Texas sheetcake it WILL go to your thighs, but Brad won't care
Your kids love you no matter what
You will always want something from Williams-Sonoma
And...Doing your laundry is necessary, spending $200 to organize your laundry room is sanity
Happy Birthday! Hope its a good one even though I can't be there.
Love,
Arlene
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Happy Birthday to Jen, indeed.
Arlene--Take "Bees" off your shelf and READ it! Jen thinks it's just ok, but I think it is one of the best books I have ever read. And I win. So there.
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